the first person to ever fall asleep was probably like “aw fuck i’m dying” but then woke up hours later and was like “aw yeah that’s the shit i do like”
How 2 serious relationship (a guide by mewpsy)
-Getting bored with the relationship?
"Aye yo bby I like u a lot & we got it good but listen I’m getting uninterested lets do somethin to spice this shit up mange"
-Having feelings for someone else?
"Listen yo I love you and stuff but I’m having feelings for this other person and I’d really like to be reminded that I love you so we can have a pure stable relationship"
"Mange that’s not cool but yo you could have talked to me about it if this becomes a repetitive thing we should consider breaking up but if you want to stay with me and are genuinely sorry lets work this out bby"
"Listen hunbabypie, I’m scared right now dawg and I know it’s hard for you to understand but I need time to accept all of this I don’t want to break up I just need some time bbyg."
"Dawg g fly bby honey I’ve been having these feelings and they aren’t very positive and I’d really not like to take this stress out on you or depress you so either we need some time apart so I can figure it out or you need to be supportive."
-They are secretive/you are worrisome
"listen bbyg I’ve been having these feelings that you’re hiding something and I don’t feel good about it dawg so please be honest with me because I want to figure this out."
-Having problems with sexual interaction
"Dawg honey boo you got to lay it down on me like the ladies down at show girls do it aint you maybe I need to take testosterone pills you got this bby lets touch it out."
-They aren’t speaking with you enough, they aren’t giving you attention
"come on byy why you gotta be like this give it a chance."
I HAVE SOLVED YOUR FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS WITH HORRIBLE GRAMMAR
GO TALK ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS INSTEAD OF FEELING SPITE.